rainbow.

tonight I sit here, on our luvsac, licking my mickey d's ice cream cone, pondering about my day, i wonder what the $!@* happened to me tonight.

at approx. 11:34 i was reading my book on the couch and kenz was looking out the window. when suddenly she yells
"MEN IN SUITS! MEN IN SUITS!"
and like it was a well rehearsed fire drill, i sprinted to my bedroom and locked the door (this has already happened to us once, and we now have a getaway plan.)

As kenz and i sit in my locked room listening to banging and screaming coming from the house. when i hear kelli laughing i automatically assume chaos is over.

I'm wrong
i open the door to fully masked men in polyester suits.



kenz leaves me for dead and runs out the door,
i scream in terror and jump on my bed, where they surround me and start thrusting their man business (which was not masked well enough by the suits) around me. i get up and run, 4 laps around the house. i then notice they have a video camera and are shooting this entire thing. they then corner me, surround me, just like this

i'm laughing and yelling. and then i realize.

i'm the only girl not locked in a bedroom.
they left me for dead.

after 10 more minutes of being chased and thrusted on, the suited men finally left.
after falsely accusing every male we knew in logan,
we turned to facebook, and found the culprits.
they call themselves "Logan's Rainbow".
and it's the most hilarious thing to happen to logan.

in other words i've recently discovered that if someone dangerous were to come into our house, my roommates would leave me for dead, when i asked kendra about this, she responded "i figured it'd be better for just you to die instead of 3 of us."

thanks.