bring it back

i've been noticing that the corporations of the United States of America are run by a bunch of S.O.B.'s...yeah i said it. I know they sit in their huge offices with their little blue tooth headsets, practicing putting on those fake turf mats, laughing about torturing me.
like this guy:

anyways, these huge corporations put out products that i love and then rip them away from me slowly.

some of them i forget about, until i crave it and then it's too late. i'm screwed, because they teased me with it for 6 months and then stopped producing it.
these include
-butterfinger beebee's....remember the bart simpson commercial? kendra brought to my attention that you can't buy these anywhere and i'm PISSED.
-crispy m&m's. yeah they're gone forever too.
-the shows 'doug','ah real monsters', & 'according to ginger'.
-slap bracelets
-Velcro t-shirts that came with a whole alphabet, so you can make your t-shirt say whatever the Frick you want it to say...every day.
-the freakin' ice cream man, i haven't seen him in years, what happened?!
-mini bikes.

i'm currently mourning my childhood in memory of these amazing products. miss them.

update: no job, no school decision. wanna date? i'm not suprised.
SOS!!!!!