once upon a time kenzi kelli ken and i jumped in the car and drove down to st. geezy for a weekend getaway ( you know because our lives are SO hard & stressful ).
on this blessed weekend we broke the sabbath (I'm a bad influence) we get in-n-out and enjoy the sunset on dixie rock. it's a great chill moment until....
we see this:
this not so rare species is what i like to call, a sweetho.
sweetho: the girl version of a sweetbro, this girl can often be found wearing abercrombie or hollister, like her male counterparts, these girls love themselves and go out of their way to make it obvious. sweetho's can often be found talking about themselves and their diets,at the gym in spandex pretending to workout, primping themselves in mall bathrooms. and taking self posed and taken portraits to use for their "modeling photos", every sweetho's dream? to catch a sweetbro.
JACKPOT.
so we watch these girls take INTENSE Maxim/Playboy style posed pics for a good 45 minutes until kenzi decides to intervene. she walks up and asks if they want a pic of the two of them together, so she asks them what they're doing, they reply
"basically we're building up our modeling photos for a tryout in vegas"-sweetho
"ohh, so you're not really sluts, you're just tryin out to be sluts?"-kenzi
silence.
haha classic.
these girls are a joke, but god bless america for producing this fine entertainment.
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