battle for narnia

wassup thuggets....?(yeah i don't know)

have I been too harsh on the Male species lately? maybe so, KEW.
let me complain about freakin' chicks for a second and a half.

We do really really ghetto, awful, nasty things, and I'm not talkin about what happens on the back wall of area 51. Yeah, You know it's true, and if you're one of the girls who lost half or more of her virginity on that stage, SHAME on you,...go get checked.
I'm talkin about the awful things we think look cute, things that last for a week until everyone realizes we look like idiots.

Case in point:

everytime i see a girl walkin down the street wearin any variation of these awful "shoes"...i just think.."holy shi*, someone get this girl a sword and a helmet, she's about to go to effin battle for narnia."


like....what type of look are you goin for? Warrior of the Eclipse? is this a biblical reference?? I DON'T GET IT. for another thing, if you're wearin these shoes, i think you should make them useful, ditch your purse and just tuck all your shi* inside the little....uh...patches(?)..i guess that's what we'll call em. Hey, why don't you go lay out in the sun for 3 hours and get a sweet checker tanline, so you'll always remember how STUPID those shoes look.

okay, in other news; a. i'm craving my next tattoo, I don't know if I can wait until 21! b. I'm the worst employee ever! i have nothin to do all day. c. I'm boned for classes next fall, how does this always happen to me?!

okaybye!