i feel as though most of the stories on this blog highlight weaknesses and/or pure humilating moments that occur in my life. Maybe i should start sharing how purely awesome i am at a lot of important and cool shiz.
I'm on a quest to become datable. after having trev & cam rail me for being undatable i must end the cycle...It was the straw that broke the kittens back. haha.
Step 1 to becoming datable: Good Genetics:
I've been considering marrying my spouse based off pure genetics, as in what they're passin on to our cute lil' offspring.
Men, here are things i pass on to my offspring:
fast running abilities.
smart.
sometimes funny.
good at reading, spelling, and math.
good testing abilities.
good people skills.
great eyesight.
i don't have a large head.
good teeth.
there's like a billion more good traits i bring to the table but i'mma stop thur
k thanks...
Step 2 to becoming datable: Good homemaking skillz
guys i will be a kicka homemaker...here's proof:
sometimes i am creative at things, annnd sometimes i bring home weekend projects.
not that i am by any means the greatest interior designer, but i love creative lil' projects...example one:
i made that.
example 2:
i also made that.
so i brought home a little weekend project...
and i'm thrilled about it, so now you guys have to read about it.
It's an $8 DI purchase that i'm gonna turn into thee cutest coffee table you've ever seen.
and it will make me datable.
updates to come, for now i must become even MORE datable and a. go to the gym and b. fold laundry.
future husband: you're welcome.
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