Like when this reporter asked for help in getting his hotel room and the games director responded with "Turn around and look at the mountains"
similar to when you ask where you stand with a guy and he puts one finger over your lips to shush you and says something vague about the moon and relates it to how pretty your eyes are.
2. You feel exposed and vulnerable, similar to when you use THE BATHROOMS AT SOCHI.
Horrifying.
3. Nowadays, filters make it confusing and hard to decipher whether or not something is ACTUALLY attractive, girls editing photos and choosing filters, similar to this woman throwing a "green grass" filter on this field at Sochi,
deep down it's just dead underneath.
4. You put up walls and don't, under any circumstances, let people in.
LOL, NOPE.
5. When you finally do break down those walls and get into a relationship, like a hotel room at Sochi, OH MY GOSH IT'S NOTHING LIKE PEOPLE MADE IT SEEM ONLINE.
ABORT MISSION
6. You are probably not receiving a Return on Investment on what you pay for-
$60 in sushi does not translate to a makeout, just like $1000 in hotel fees does not translate into a guaranteed place to sleep at Sochi. Sorry pal, it's a cruel world.
7. Dating Rules are the same as Sochi rules. Don't have high expectations, because chances are your basic needs won't get met, and as always, be careful what you let touch your face!
8. We're all hiding dirty laundry.
And.....dirty foyers, and unfinished hotel rooms, and sometimes just straight up MASSIVE DIRT DESTRUCTION.
9. You may have to lower your standards, but be optimistic! Nobody is perfect!
10. and number 10, is just this photo:
Because, like dating your 20's, the most effort anyone is making at any given time is when they're trying to put one of these somewhere it is not wanted.
and it pretty much accurately sums up dating in your 20's and Sochi all in one.
Happy Olympics!
PS. Can we red rover Bieber to Russia for Shaun White?! Is he going to return safely? I'm just so worried.
GO USA.
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