true signs mankind has lost it.

survived thee cleanse! it actually turned out to be a great experience! i have much more energy now! i lost.....1/2 a lb. haha such a joke, but i didn't need to lose weight so it's all good baby. Now that i'm all cleansed, I'm slowly returning to regular food, so I'm Cait the Vegan until friday. and a vegetarian until next wednesday. shweet.

recently I've noticed some true signs that the intelligence of manking is dwindling.

1. the first reason humans are idiots: there is now a whey protein kiosk at the mall. dry heave. can we just make a sweetbro store already? like a wal-mart for douche bags? it could have all the great douche-y supplies a sweetbro needs to get through their day, whey protein, axe shower gel, axe mini spray, axe regular spray, axe deodorant, (all of which sweetbros like to use at the SAME time). puka shells, hats that should only be worn backwards, lots of pink collared, and affliction shirts, tanning lotion, and my personal favorite a "shocker" hand symbol to go on the back of lifted trucks (yeah, i actually saw that)

2. second reason we all deserve to be tortured. somehow Tyler Perry has taken over middle class entertainment. imagine janet jackson and eddie murphy have a baby....put him on sedatives, cross dress him and suddenly you have tyler perry.he's the worst thing to happen to america since the VH1 hit, "for the love of Ray J", I heard Oprah call Tyler Perry "the best thing to happen to television since Bill Cosby". What the hulllll Oprah? are you kidding? i can think of 5 things that have happened to tv that are wayyyy better than freakin' tyler perry

1. Rocket Power

2. Rock of Love

3. Chelsea Handler

4. Al Roker getting gastric bypass surgery

5. ONE TREE HILL.

oprah, how dare you even compare tyler perry to bill cosby. seriously? bill cosby is timeless and hilarious.

see this video! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K5YBNQq-Qo

I saw a preview for the new Tyler Perry movie (i'm pretty sure this is the 50th one this year) called "why did i get married too?"

waste of life.

i hate tyler perry.