MLC.

i'm currently suffering through what I'm fondly gonna call my MLC (mid life crisis).
if you think I'm kidding, suck it. cause' this is real life.
now that I've pretty much screwed myself out of any chance of living a happy life next year, I'm considering...not going to school. for a semester. I'm losing my mind. these are signs you're having a mid life crisis:

-Unhappiness with life and the lifestyle that may have provided them with happiness for many years..... CHECK.
-Boredom with people and things that may have been of interest to them before....CHECK.
-Feeling a need for adventure and change. CHECK
-Questioning the choices, they have made in their lives and the validity of decisions they made years before. TRIPLE CHECK.
-Confusion about who they are and where they are going. YEP
-Unable to make decisions about where they want to go with their life. UH HUH
-Doubt that they ever loved their spouse and resentment over the marriage. I don't think i ever loved my husband....
-A desire for a new and passionate, intimate relationship. why not.

HOLY SHI*
i'm having a big fat MLC.

most men deal with mid life crisis by dying their hair black and buying a motorcycle. i don't want either of those things....i wanna break up my relationship with my cell phone and live in europe for 3 months.
HELP ME.
I'm losing it.