judgin'

hey, the 5 people that read this.
okay guys judge me why don't you.
it's been a full two weeks since I've posted.
probably because my life is too good to complain about anything.
crazy things are happening.
Do i go to school at da U or USU?
and to top it all off, as of 3 minutes ago i just got offered a killer full time job, (let's talk about 16 bucks an hour).
so what the fuh am i supposed to do?

Hokay in recent news I've discovered something new that I hate....raise your hand if you're surprised.

let's start off my rant with a little thing i like to call....2G2F (2 gay 2 function)


WHAT THE FUH. that was bonerific.
moving on....
next item of business. the new thing i realized i hate.
I'm considering changing the name of this blog to "ways to tell if a guy is a douche"
if i see this, it's an automatic deal breaker. i don't care how attractive you are,
any boy over the age of 12 should not be seen wearing these:

really, if you're a man that wears PAJAMA PANTS...then i hope you also enjoy being a virgin because you will never get any lookin like a ten year old. I'm pretty sure it's a proven fact that no man has ever gotten to 2nd base (with a human woman) wearing tweety bird pajama pants. Even worse than wearing these in private is wearing them in public, and by in public i mean to Wal-Mart, because that's like the "men in pajama pants" breeding place. ugh i feel ill just thinking about it. All I'm saying is if i'm dating you (and if you're a guy that wears these and we're dating, you're lucky I've even stuck around this long) and you pull out pajama pants, I'm out, because i want just a little bit more between me and your naked body than the thinnest cotton blend ever produced. As a woman, i KNOW for a fact that those pajama pants are not gonna be a trustworthy barrier for me. Filth.

haha Love you guys. I miss the 5 of you that read this.