aight let's be real for a second.
saw inception.
if you haven't seen it, let me review it for you
leo=hot.

I'm not just in the "ohhh leo is so hot right now" phase.
I've loved Leo since his late debut in the hit sitcom "growing pains" on the disney channel.

anyways this is what happens in inception:
stick a needle in your arm, and fall asleep,
okay, number 1. everybody knows crazy shi* happens when you put needles in your arm. Apparently these dudes didn't pay attention in 8th grade health class. Thank you, Mr. Miller for making me watch that crazy drugs movie about the girl who shoots up and thinks she can fly and jumps out da window.
so they "shoot up" and jump ship into other people dreams,
and mind-rape the shiz out of em'.
apparently dreams have "layerz",
so leo & team jump ship in a dudes dream and mind rape him for secrets
(in dreams our subconscious hides secrets in safes, or jails, or someplace like that.)& plant crazy ideas in his head.
WTF.
is this real? can this really happen?
i have some pretty messed up dreams, and i know a lot of really important secrets. Secrets that most of you reading this blog don't want out, and i don't think i would hide the safe very well if ya know what i'm sayyyyin.
based on the fact that I am a. a very heavy sleeper and b. very vulnerable to leo
I'm real worried. i think i'm a prime candidate for mind rape-age.
SOS
but, let's be real, if leo invaded my dreams, I'd let him. & I'd do turrible things to him. I may just trade all of your secrets for sexual favors.
yeah i just thought this whole scenario out at work.
judge me why don't you
wanna see me? this is where you'll find me for the next 6 nights:

how i love lindquist field. such a great job.
ps. down under this here post, you can now share my posts to f-book. just sayyyin.
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