what's worse than a man wearing sketchers?

some of you are probably wondering what has happened to my blog.
the answer is simple.
I am a grown up now.
I work 2 jobs and go to school full time.
I have a utilities bill in my name.
I READ THE MOTHER EFFIN SALT LAKE TRIBUNE.

the reasons i have not been writing stories are not important.
all that matters is that it's sunday, which means I'm home alone for 3 glorious blogging hours.

I love fall on campus, by far the most beautiful time of year. Since there's a lot of really good stuff to write about I'm starting a new tradition
here are some likes and dislikes i have discovered about myself while on campus, and i'll post a new one everytime:

Like: Boys on motorcycles.
yes please.
Dislike: Boys zipping around campus on Razor scooters.

it is no surprise that the last man i saw on a razor scooter was wearing sketchers. he was undoubtedly on his way to the institute building. What's worse than a man wearing sketchers? a man wearing sketchers on a RAZOR SCOOTER. there is no possible way to look manly and/or the least bit attractive while "scootin" yourself to class. Also, I'm not dumb, I loved my razor scooter, but the fact is the vibrations to your hand from the gravel make it almost unbearable. I know that you're not comfortable, i know that you aren't making it to class much faster than me. and i know you look like a douchebag when folding it up and walking into class with it.
Grow up, be a man, buy an electric scooter.