Dear Body,
we had a pretty good time at the gym today, right?
why must you attack me like this...
we've been together for 20 years. despite your bouts of shin splints i still feed you chocolate and ice cream...you should be thanking me.
instead you hate me.
in the past 4 months you've done this to me:
made me go under the knife to remove the boob tumor...nice.
Developed a severe allergy to bananas...so cruel.
decided it'd be kew to have a near fatal asthma attack which sent me to the hospital.
annnd now i desperately need a tonsilectomy.
if you see me...ask to see my tonsils, i guarantee they are the biggest you've ever seen in a human... they're slowly suffocating me! sos!
annnd i just went into denial about my banana allergy and had one...
SOS wit me...i can't move i'm in so much pain.
body, can we be friends again? please?
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