coffee.

hello frens.
just doing my favorite activity when i come home.
drinkin coffee anytime i want.
and it's 5 o'clock but who currres. i get a free pass because my body hates me, so i get to do what i want today, including hogging the laptop and blogging in bed.

meet my tonsils.

....i guess that's called stage 4: the biggest your tonsils can get. i call it stage shi*: i can't eat or breathe and those are my 2 most favorite activities.
smell ya lata tonsils.

surgery on Valentines day. I chose being high on oxycontin over facing another single v-day. i think i win.
i hear its gonna be the most awful thing ever.
i'm just not so stoked for the scabbing over part (seriously...scabs in my throat? sick.)
super stoked that i get jello, popsicles, and massive amounts of blogging time.
one whole week to sit in bed, blog, and read the 3 random business/economics books i bought on a whim at the bookstore. this thought seriously excites me. I am so weird... more on this crazy business book addiction of mine later. my biggest worry is that i'm going to be on a liquid diet for 2 weeks and i'm gonna lose so much weight in the form of muscle. that seriously is my only worry and i'm terrified.
in other news...
i tell my dad i have to be on a liquid diet for two weeks, he walks around me, looks at my butt and says "so it's a liquid diet for two weeks....who couldn't use that?!" hahaha my dad is the greatest.
good news is my snoring days are coming to an end. yesh.
the doctor looked at my tonsils and said "hopefully when they're gone that will give you more room for that tongue of yours"....
thanks....?
hey doc, while I'm under go ahead and give me new boobs and fix my nose? awesome.

for now i need to fill time slots of people to babysit me, watch netflix, and eat ice cream with...i will share my drugs with you.

sos wit me.