tonsilectomy day 3: what's happening...?

it's day 3.
lortab can make you hallucinate.
i had an awful hallucination that justin bieber was standing over my bedside.
it was not as romantic as you'd think.
i look like death. good news is i'm showering regularly, i haven't completely given up.
bad news is i sit in the same position for 23 hours of the day, i only get up to take medicine or find jello...my only source of nutrition and comfort in this world...so i'm pretty sure sitting in one position for this long cancels out the showering. i'm annoyed because i really wanna read my business books and i can't stay conscious for more than 40 minutes at a time, then i wake up starving & dreaming about betos and realize i won't be able to eat it for another 11 days.

it's unbelievable and ridiculous how much pain i'm in.
the doc says days 5-6 are the worst...
wtf.
i may not survive.
i can't even eat ice cream because i can't open my mouth big enough to fit it inside.
this has never before been a problem.
what is my life?
but i bet you guys love my texts from when i'm high.
i'm not quite sure what i've been doing because it turns out high caitlin deletes sent texts from sober caitlin...i'm awful clever.
so by the time i come off my high and wake up from passing out my sent box is empty yet i have faint memories of texting...
I sincerely hope i'm not sending dirty picture messages.