50 shades of awkward interactions with men.

I'm considering (and by considering-I mean almost finished) writing a book entitled "50 Shades of Awkward Interactions with Men"- a true story of my life.

Chapter 1: The Blind Date Massacres
Chapter 2: More Bad Blind Dates
Chapter 3: Dry Humping, It Happens.
Chapter 4: Post Date Texts.

Concerning chapter 1.

I'm having some serious self esteem issues after all of you have decided that it's time to step in and set me up on dates. There has got to be some sort of interview process for you people-- HOW ARE YOU ALL FINDING THESE MEN?!
Stop it.

It's gotten to the point that everytime someone says "I have the perfect guy for you" I'm all....


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But I always say yes because...
my parents met on a blind date.

So naturally I'm destined to a lifetime of traumatizing blind date experiences. And naturally, when it comes to dating...


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and yet I open the door, & on a 1-10 scale you all set me up with 2's and 3's.
I open the door and I'm like..."wait...are we...compatible?"
and you all fail me.
Every. Single. Time.
So I'm going to start producing a questionare form you have to fill out before setting me up so I can stop coming home from blind dates looking like this:
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Or like this....


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Please staaaaahhhhhp.