1. Wait, are you dating anyone?
(lookin' at you Colten Roberts)
The first thought that runs through my head is something like "OKAY Wait I've been going on dates...am I dating anyone? Hurry...."
but for some reason I get a kick out of being honest, so I'm like "Nope, just lots of dating around" and they either touch my arm empathetically as if to validate my sorrows as well as the fact that they think I'm hopeless, or they shake their heads and then try to set me up with the weirdest male they know.
2. Aren't all your friends married now?
......
haha naaat really.
I feel as though everyone is waiting with baited breath for me to go on a mass dating spree, gain 30 lbs (If this happens it is unrelated to my relationship status, but will be directly correlated with PUMPKIN FLAVORED EVERYTHING) or have a crazy breakdown and go off the deep end- because on November 2nd Kelli and I will quite literally the only single ladiez in the place.
Get at me boys.
Gimme a break.
I will make a kickass wife one day, but for now I am so happy to be single. I am 22. I only have a few good years left- of course I am worried that if I don't "use it" (meaning my boobs) i'll "lose it" (gravity) so I guess if the right bro came along I'd see myself settling down and producing- but you've cat to be kitten me right meow people!! it's gonna be fiiiiine.
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