le tired.

i just have so much to say
& I am so incredibly tired.
so i'll just ramble for a while about useless shi*
as per usual.
speaking of being tired....
this is probably one of the most hated things people say to me
right behind "you're short" (yeah no shi*)

usually this is how the scenario works:


I wake up feeling great, the world is beautiful and I have a great hair day, find the perfect outfit, and everything is going great, i'm lookin good.

insert douchebag phrase


wait, I don't feel tired at all. i feel GREAT. I must look like i got run over by a semi truck. what a dick.



then i spend the rest of the day paranoid that i look like poop.
stop saying this. i don't care if i look tired. pointing it out does nothing to help the situation, there's only 2 scenarios here
Douche: "you look tired"
Option 1: i am tired, but unless you're gonna pull out a pillow and my fish blankie so i can take an effin nap you aren't really helpin the situation are you?
Option 2: I am NOT tired, i feel great, or at least i used to until you took your douchebaggery to a whole new level by telling me i look like shi*. No, I'm not tired, now i'm just pissed off that you said that. how should i respond? Thanks?

dear douchebags,
STOP TELLING GIRLS THEY LOOK "TIRED".