hey bro.

If i know nothing in life.
if everything i believe in is a lie.
i know this to be true.
if you wear puka shells it means one of two things.
1. you're a female, who also plays softball and is a lesbian.
2. you're a founding sweetbro. rare, yet beautiful to observe.

case in point:

the only fad worse than slap bracelets to come out of the 1990's is puka shells
and if you're still wearing them, ten years later, we need to talk.

dear puka shell necklace wearing, hollister lovin', lifted truck drivin, indoor tannin', whey protein overdosin man,
you are a sweetbro. commonly known as a dude bro. and i hate you, but without you, my life would be incomplete.

haha...classic pics from brospotting.blogspot.com