the bromance & evolution

Brody Jenner has done 2 really good things in his life.
1. exist.



2. foster bromances around the nation.

For those of you that don't know what a bromance is, the urban dictionary definition is:

The intense love shared between heterosexual males. A form of male bonding and usually invisible to the naked eye. This bond is normally only shared between two males that have a deeper understanding of each other, in a way no woman could ever realize.

Logan has become the bromance capital of the world
& this is the best thing to ever happen.

if you've been in logan (at the stop sign house) you've probably witnessed a bromance in action, if the boys haven't seen each other in a while you may catch a bromance explosion: The spontanious display of bromantic affection between two heterosexual males usually while involved in a bromance. This can be displayed in the form of a power hug, a wrestling match, gentle wenis rodeo or any other non-verbal displays of bromanctic affection.

bromances are the cutest things, and i'm completely serious. watching two guys meet each other and hit it off, especially when they start using bromance language: When two guys are completely inseparable and are so deeply in love with one another, in a non-homosexual way, that they develop a system of communicating with one another that only they understand.

Maybe you've seen a guy, who like the stop sign house men, love bromances, and have many, aka a Bromander in Chief A man who has bromances with many other guys. He may also have broes (man hoe) who are paid by other men to have bromances with. Equivalent to a pimp, except with straight men.

these men tend to be bromanizers: A straight male who has the uncontrollable tendency to create inexplicably close relationships with his equally straight male friends.

In logan this weekend, as we leave a house, i'm standing in a circle with 5 men.
me, five men.
they start exchanging numbers
me, five men.
they were so thrilled to be meeting each other and giving out numbers.
me, five men.
nobody. got. mine.

i turn to jed and say
"this is evolution, like survival of the fittest and girls are slowly dying out"
jed replies "it's true, if it wasn't for my sex drive I'd never hang out with girls"

& once again, i'm telling every female to be utterly thankful for men's sex drives.


anyways; back to the point
bromances seriously are wonderful. the idea of cool dudes falling in love (in a non-homosexual fashion) with each other and starting a bromance is the best thing to happen to the female population of logan. with different groups of guys coming together in bromances, these guys will now be found in one central location. what a blessing. the downfall?
this is bad if you're a whore. errrbody will know.