Talk to me.

Here are some things people have been saying to me:

"Damn girl, you got thick"- kid I went to high school with.



Kill me.

"Why aren't you dating anyone?" -My gynecologist
"Aren't there any cute boys at your job?"- My gynecologist
"Oh so you don't need 'birth control' you just need 'hormone control'"- My gynecologist



because bros just want me for my cooking.

But it's okay guys, the man of my dreams has arrived- and I guess he's not an english major.

heavily laced sarcasm there...


and for the grand finale


"You know, I've been thinking, and you've gotten really attractive in the last year"- Kid who didn't want to date me until I suddenly became "really attractive in the last year".