
Let's say Jimmer Fredette went to any school outside of the beautiful state of Utah.
Could you imagine the massive amounts of booty he'd be getting?
instead he's gettin pre midnight-curfew living room couch dh sessions from a different girl every night in the BYU dorms.
Livin the dream Jimmer....LIVIN THE DREAM.
To the author of an article i read that tried to claim that men with great sex lives perform better in athletics and professional pursuits...
43 POINTS LAST NIGHT.
but let's say that the theory is true...that a great sex life makes guys perform better in their athletic and professional pursuits. Jimmer could be scoring 60-70 a night if he was scoring off the court...get that boy to the U and let him be "classless" for a weekend...
girls, we're in trouble. boys are never gonna like us as much as they like Jimmer.
SOS
you've said so many things that i've never known how to say. thank you.
ReplyDeletehahahahaha! Caitlin...you never cease to make me laugh! I love the last line! so funny!
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